9 pounds down!

I have returned to my beloved Absolute Weight loss Nutrition Center for help on losing a few extra pounds that have been creeping up the last few months.  With the miscarriage, depression, D&C, and hormone pills to get my body back to square one...let's just say my metabolism went into hiding for a while.  But don't worry, I found it!  9 pounds down, and still going strong!

 

YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO GO ON A DIET WHEN:

...you try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.

...your children look through your wedding album and want to know who Daddy's first wife was.

...you get winded just saying the words "six-kilometer run."

...you come to the conclusion that, if God really wanted you to touch your toes each morning, He would have put them somewhere around your knees.

...you analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humor.

...you step on a talking scale and it says, "Come back when you're alone."

...to you, "Itsy-Bitsy Teenie-Weenie Yellow Polka dot Bikini" and "The Impossible Dream" become the same song.